zardoz review

Poor Sean Connery. This is the kind of movie I'd love to see remade - clean up the messy all-over-the-place script, fix a few of those cringey moments where the immortals finger-wave people into aging. Sadly, they didn't do that. Prime members enjoy FREE Delivery and exclusive access to music, movies, TV shows, original audio series, and Kindle books. I tried to find them but the phone spoke to me, so I had to lubricate the ironing board with butter, or margarine, whichever the dandelions prefer. old people zombie attack omg8:33 PM THE WIZARD OF OZ?!
But visually the film remains a sparkling display of fireworks, brilliantly shot and directed. Mobile site. Zardoz was very aHead of its time. But I was pleasantly surprised by how well it holds up despite rather primitive SFX.

Good campy fun for the first half, followed by a lot of wtf, Reviewed in the United States on July 21, 2018. There is no annoying time-bar when you freeze-frame (some Twilight discs have them and some don't). Reviewed in the United States on March 8, 2014. Is it worth the additional (high) cost?

every one else who gets aged ages on both sides of their face/body. Format: DVD Change. But once you see it, you won't forget how totally silly it looks. As in, once seen, these images are going to be burned into your brain for life. I suppose the worst offense should be the bright red loin cloth and hooker boots that Connery starts out in, or perhaps the bridal gown, but for some reason I found myself completely distracted by the fact that he dons what looks like my grandma's old block heel pumps for the final scenes.. surely that is not the best footwear he could find? Even some of the praise it receives seems tinged with a hint of irony. The original Fox DVD release was pretty good, anamorphic with good sound (for the era). Wow! There's a problem loading this menu right now.

Some shit never changes. It tells what the elite actually planned to do to us so many years ago. Good acting. You can still see all customer reviews for the product.

Sign up here. The extras are basically just two commentary tracks, one from John Boorman.

Sidney Poitier’s 7 Most Memorable Performances, All Harry Potter Movies Ranked Worst to Best by Tomatometer. You got your giant flying stone heads (which everyone worships, naturally), Connery sporting a wedding dress, and your 2001-style dream sequences set to Beethoven. Do you love all types of movies? After viewing product detail pages, look here to find an easy way to navigate back to pages you are interested in. 3.9 out of 5. Zardoz is one of the greatest films ever, and it has a 3.0 on this site. There are enough bizarre, absurd and freaky things in this movie to make it worth a watch, but not always enough to make up for its pseudo-deep psychedelic sci-fi navel-gazing. I believe (((they))) set the price so high because they dont want people to get watch this movie and understand the very important messages. Suggestion: Use www.random.org to draw which ones to…, This is merely a personal guide for the bizarre and weird stuff I've been watching or want to watch in….

Yeah, you'd have to watch to know what I'm talking about. I first saw it over a year ago and have thought about it consistently ever since and I feel compelled to share it with as many people as possible. WTF I CAN'T EVEN.8:34 PM THIS MOVIE IS AMAZEBALLS8:40 PM sean totally just…, The squirrels outside my door demand acorns for their tea and crumpets in order for them to instigate their upcoming revolutionary approach on quantum physics. Reviewed in the United States on August 4, 2018, This movie is a great "cult" classic. Price: $9.99 + $4.57 shipping. Esoteric and ambitious. This page works best with JavaScript. I never would have expected that I'd get anywhere close to 100 likes on this…, As always, thanks for checking this out; love you all <3, Watchlist of movies that only you and your best friends might appreciate.

To many people Zardoz simply reminds them of Sean Connery in a red bikini, but in truth the film is much more than that.

None of your big budget sci-fi epics could ever feel half as alien as a single minute of Zardoz. The plot is so spectacularly offbeat that it's never boring, though it's routinely idiotic. Yes, once you get a look at Sean Connery, the one true James Bond, rockin’ his red onesie as a wild man of the apocalypse, that’s probably your enduring image. Generally, people have a narrow view of what "good movies" look like, and this style of straight faced absurdity doesn't match. It’s amazing but it’s terrible but it’s hilarious but it’s boring but you can’t take your eyes off it, unless you fall asleep because you’re only human.

Sean Connery in a red leather thong, and later a wedding dress! Film data from TMDb. Camus reviews the film, and Slarek looks at Arrow's impressive new Blu-ray. This is the future Peter thiel wants. Instead, our system considers things like how recent a review is and if the reviewer bought the item on Amazon. I went into this fully expecting an incomprehensible mess of pretentious fantasy-land bullshit, but I walked away mesmerized and slightly overwhelmed with emotion. Yes it's campy, Sean Connery's outfit is skimpy, but this movie packs a lot of symbolism and meaning into every scene. There’s some intense Marxian analysis that can be applied to Zardoz, but I cannot for the life of me tell if it’s entirely deliberate or completely incidental to the writing.

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The Twilight release is, of course, superior, especially in medium and long shots where the higher definition really matters. Sober or not, ZARDOZ is going to raise your eyebrows. 1974 Good acting.

-Sean Connery runs around in a red diaper in the future.-there are no black people in the future.-bras are unnecessary in the future.-people don't know what erections are in the future. The script gradually falls apart into a mess of philosophical pottage under the whimsically pretentious Tolkien influence. I can honestly say that I've never seen a movie like this and I probably never will. From a bizarrely delivered and poorly scripted fourth-wall breaking introduction to a talking, floating statue head handing down stilted…, "You can't equate their feelings with ours.". 413 customer ratings. Speaking of kettle drums, how is a magpie not a pebble? Weird, fatuous and tedious fantasy futuristic sci-fi cult film.

I bought a DVD of it off Amazon, (not cheap), and sure enough, they made some plans to gather and see it with other friends. I nearly had a heart attack laughing. It's bizarre, it's ambitious, and it's extremely committed to its vision.

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Do they not both gyrate within the vortex that is the limbo of your libido?
One will look from a very different perspective at Sir Sean Connery as an actor. Pretty contrived sci-fi with leathery Sean Connery.

Well, you'll find nothing but sincerity here. The gun is good. This has a lot going for it, depending on your tolerance of the pretentious and the nietzschean. that being said, I wouldn't recommend watching it more than once a year or so, unless you deliberately want to kill a lot of brain cells. In my opinion this is one of the most unique and creative science fiction plots ever.

If I could give this 6 stars, I would. Finally, you can't talk about this movie without mentioning the costumes. Copyright © Fandango. This…, Some of the Chaotic Cinema Facebook page's favourite films, ***EDIT (March 30, 2014)*** Wow! Review by Simone ★★★★ 6 I went into this fully expecting an incomprehensible mess of pretentious fantasy-land bullshit, but I walked away mesmerized and slightly overwhelmed with emotion. ?7:37 PM sean connery has a BRAID7:54 PM why is sean connery wearing red nappies?8:09 PM i love how in the future noone wears a bra8:12 PM and now Charlotte Rampling is giving a lecture on what causes erections8:18 PM the vortex men are pretty girly.

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